CLASSICS JOKES -- BARRACK OBAMA

CLASSICS JOKES

Barrack Obama vs. little girl



Barack Osama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The Obama, “What would you like to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said the Osama. “How about What Changes I Should Make to America?” and he smiles.

“OK,” she says. “That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?”

Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”

To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don’t know shit?”

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Obama Jokes… Q & A sorties



Q. What do Obama and Osama have in common?
A. They both have friends who bombed the Pentagon.



Q. Why did Obama change his name from Barry to Barrack?
A. He thought Barry sounded too American.



Q. Why won’t Obama Messiah release his real birth certificate?
A. It shows that he didn’t have a virgin birth.



Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a crooked lawyer?
A: Barrack Obama.



Q. Why will Jay Leno vote for Barrack Obama?
A. Because he’s running out of George Bush jokes.



Q. Why will Britney Spears vote for Barrack Obama?
A. Because she’s running out of other crazy things to do.



Q. Why wouldn’t Barrack salute the American flag?
A. It was ours.



Q. Why will Jimmy Carter vote for Barack Osama?
A. Because Carter doesn’t want to be the worst President in history.



Q. Why is Barrack Obama so thin and scrawny?
A. If he were any heavier he wouldn’t be able to walk on water.


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